This's the best way t'solve a bad belt EVER
I know ‘sbeen a while. I kinda forgot for a while, w’so much happenin’ round m’ears. Anyway not really ‘ere, just wanted to tell you - I think I gotta good idea next time somethin’ breaks…
MOTHER OF cock sucking dog wranglin FUCK.
I think t’world’s fulla morons.
Mechanic.
Mech-an-ic.
Not “smasher in of dog heads for hire”
and not “does things only cos they’re dangerous!”
fuck how’d that jackass find me.
Well then
Didn’t expect t’end up ‘elpin’ with a random weddin’ t’day. Didn’t mind just… it was weird. random people needed a witness.

I think I made a friend.


Well fuck
I think I lost Jack’s stray. Iiiii think a looksee may be in order. it’s not like Kid ever goes far.

Well, either tha’ or bite.

Volkswagen Beetle Spider!
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… I know what I’m doin’ soon as I can move right again.

I ‘ad a sign like this on m’old workspace. Kinda miss it.